I'm Aubrey.

I'm a shy, submissive nerd with an eye for photography.

Accidentally took a nap in the early evening.

joelcrestings:

And now I’m really weirded out by my crazy dreams. That’ll teach me to fall asleep with the tv on.

How weird?

(via joelcrestings-deactivated201308)

I feel… Dizzy…

*stumbles and falls against the wall*

spence-crawford:

shyaubrey:

How are you feeling?

Better.

That’s great! Well, not great that you had to feel bad in the first place, but great that you feel better now.

Hungry…

shh-imdancing:

shyaubrey:

 

I’m sorry M-M-Miss. *her breathing becomes shallow as she struggles not to make the girl any angrier*. I’ll l-leave you alone now.

Hey… Hey. *pushes her hair out of her face* Shh, baby it’s okay. I’m a submissive, don’t worry. And I didn’t mean to snap at you. I’m sorry. 

Oh… Ok. I just- I don’t like making people angry. It makes me feel all twisty inside. *she blushes* I sound like a child. I just get anxious too easily, I suppose.

Reunited and it feels so good!

alexwintersuniverse:

shyaubrey:

That… I didn’t know you had a tarantula.

Yup!  He’s pretty much my best friend!  Besides Spencer of course.

Nice. Um… About you and Spencer. Are you going out? I don’t mean to pry, I’m just curious.

(Source: peace-love-ryan, via peace-love-ryan)

Reunited and it feels so good!

alexwintersuniverse:

Back with Taratulance!

That… I didn’t know you had a tarantula.

(Source: peace-love-ryan)

spence-crawford:

How are you feeling?

Guess what?

alexwintersuniverse:

shyaubrey:

Oh, dear. I didn’t realize it was that bad.

Nah, piece of cake!  Piece of really spicy, painful cake.

I want you to dissolve half a teaspoon of salt in a cup of water.  If the salty taste is too unpleasant for you, add a small amount of honey to sweeten the mixture a bit.  Honey is good for the throat as well.  Gargle the mixture, but make sure you spit it out afterwards, no swallowing.  I’m coming to your room with herbal tea and chicken soup.

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Guess what?

alexwintersuniverse:

I can talk today!  I sound like a 75 year old man with smoker’s cough but I can talk!

Oh, dear. I didn’t realize it was that bad.

(Source: peace-love-ryan)

I’m bored

spence-crawford:

Like seriously…the infirmary is so boring.

Should I bring you something? A book? A sketchpad? A video player and some Disney movies?